i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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