Whoa Z and x make the same sound
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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