i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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