Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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