What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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