I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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