My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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