Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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