I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Your penis caused this!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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