Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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