god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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