Don't make out with my wife yet
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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