She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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