she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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