In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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