I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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