why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
id be glad to
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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