I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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