"it" just moved
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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