I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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