I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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