i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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