I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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