And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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