this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Enjoy the penises
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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