If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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