So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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