the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this just has baby written all over it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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