Having a random hookup so left but love u
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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