I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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