We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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