i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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