sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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