I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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