Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?