Cold hands, warm shart.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule