i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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