I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.