Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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