I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
babies were throwing up all over the place
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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