Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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