He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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