But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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