What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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