my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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