Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
