i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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