So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
