fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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