We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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