And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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