So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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