oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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