for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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