just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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