I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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