I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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