Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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