Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This house was built for laser tag.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises