White coat. Heels.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!