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(503): View more from Oregon

Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum

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(330): View more from Ohio

he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part

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(914): View more from New York

right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.

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(212): View more from New York

Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?

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(716): View more from New York

It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

(248): View more from Michigan

..... starting now

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