I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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