And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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