Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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