Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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