she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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